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Bob

So ya see anyyyone who’s name is bob is the most hot person to ever live, but no one can even stand to be near the hotness of the bob I know cuz he be too hot. BOB IS HOTTTTT!!! (But sadly, he has died, well technically I broke up with him and then threw him away and then someone adopted him and took him home but the next day their friend KILLED HIM!!!). *sadness* but anyway, to wrap it all up, all bob be hot, just not as hot as the one I know.
Person a: Damnnnn that guy over there be smoakin
Person b: yea he’s my boyfriend

Person a: he must be Bob

Person b: BOBISHOT

Person a: kewl beans brooooo
by Dogs are kewl March 20, 2020
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Bob shots

Noun- referencing a "shot" of liquor that is at least half a Dixie cup.
Justin succumbed to alcohol poisoning from the five Bob shots he took
by Buttstalion October 17, 2019
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Bob and Laurie

A couple who bonds over harassing and threatening other women online. Most tend to be miserable, mentally unstable, hateful, women haters, with an obsession for doordash. They are most likely to go after the most vulnerable women in a community. They strive for the title of the biggest victim. They rarely have any legit supporters because they used private contact information from donations to intimidate them into silence. However, they are secretly waiting for the day they turn on each other, and begin the process of air each other's dirty laundry, in a competition to be top victim. They most likely already have their narratives and lies against each other prepared.
Oh no they broke up? Hopefully they're not a Bob and Laurie kind of couple.
by DidYouCatchThat October 2, 2022
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BOB

by THEDUMBBUILDERNAMEDBOB May 14, 2021
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Bob

Bob is adorable
by TheSassyChick December 31, 2018
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bob blob blobbing

My neighbours wifi or hotspot we don't know.

Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.
"what the hell is a Bob blob blobbing."
"Someone's WiFi lol"
by Marzwasherez April 3, 2023
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Clickbait-Bob

Teasing people in group chats who never respond with something irrestible, than pulling a bait & switch.
“Why did Hill cross the road?”

“1”

“None of my business. Hills a grown ass woman and I don’t need to know all the details of her life. Furthermore, I trust her judgement. She could have been buying groceries for all I care. Or better yet perhaps it’s a Norwegian tradition. But at the end of the day, I think we should ALL respect each others privacy!!”

“Love it! Def not Clickbait-Bob”

“Actually, that was textbook Clickbait-Bob!”
by Clickbait-Bob January 28, 2019
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