cake pussy

pussy that doesn't require any effort to get
"yo dude that girl was such a slut, that was some cake pussy."
by mfucci May 03, 2009
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Vegan pussy

Vegan pussy is the ultimate pussy because those bitches eat veggies not dead corpses
Damn bro I just had some vegan pussy last night. Imma wife her up”.
by Veganaf February 09, 2018
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brussel-pussy

the type of pussy when you stick your massive chode in it it smells like off Brussel sprout. when you insert the penis into it it feels like a wet cabbage almost like when you put your dick in a metal slinkey.
Her brussel-pussy smelt terrible...
by Kronickel June 13, 2017
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pussy sandwich

1. The act of gently holding the excess labia major, or meat flap, together with the thumb and forefinger during cunnilingus, as if eating a sandwich.
Lisa's twat had such big meat curtainsI had to make a pussy sandwich just to keep her from smothering me!
by Sparky07 June 01, 2007
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pussy fever

A mad passion or craving for sex.
He's such a horny bastard...constant pussy fever.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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pussy whipped

It's when you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to go with his girlfriend to a craft show just so he can get some poon tang afterwards.
My friend Tim is the biggest pussy whipped bitch ever, we call him whippy cuz he'd rather watch dirty dancing then go play some baseball.
by whoooooooo yeah March 26, 2004
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Horse Pussy!

"Bull shit" taken to a whole new level.
person 1 - "President Bush is a genius!"
person 2 - "Oh, horse pussy! He is a freakin' moron!"
by brian March 17, 2003
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