Straight Challenged

A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.

Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"

Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"

by inmijd May 31, 2011

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011

Straight YouTube

When someone does something worthy of being broadcasted on YouTube.

Amber: OMG did you see that girl fall down the steps!?

Shantora: OMG what? No!

Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!

by LoveThoseBritishBoys October 30, 2010

Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth

A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

straight freaked

incredibly intoxicated, usually to the point that you cannot speak or think.

chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'

eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.

by eli jackson September 3, 2007

straight boogie

and adjective to describe something totally awesome

dude, that trick was straight boogie

by trueman May 13, 2007

straight gremmin

A term used to describe an ugly human being. A filthy, unattractive, sick, muttly creature.

D: So did you see his girlfriend?
S: Yeah man, she was straight gremmin.

by shay dogg April 10, 2008