dirty deagan

The process of inserting ur erect penis into a kitten then using this mighty meat sword creation do dominate kindergarten children by spitting in their mothers bellybuttons. This causes the mothers to get confused and masturbate into the mouth of an elder lady.

Me and the boys were doing some dirty deagans on the weekend. Long story short my sister needs a new kitten

by Itchy child April 27, 2020

Dirty Simeon

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.

Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.

by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021

dirty prius

The leftist version of a basic bitch. The kind of person who thinks they're saving the world by making minor changes while being completely ignorant of their complicity in larger systems of oppression.

Does things like:
- Joins the peace corp, but yells at homeless people to get a job
- Recycles everything, but uses racist language "ironically"
- Works for a nonprofit by day, but aggressively hits on women at douchey bars by night

Bridget: "Ugh, this tinder guy seemed cute, but he's such a dirty prius."
Andrew: "What?"
Bridget: "He works as a community organizer, but all of his favorite music is super sexist. Also, he is way too white to pull off the dreads in his profile pic."

by ukiah July 18, 2015

Dirty Hotbag

When you fart into a bag and then throw the bag over your partner's head.

Irene was being a bitch last night so I gave her a dirty hotbag to add some perspective to her problems

by Andreas Vesalius May 13, 2005

dirty hermione

dirty hermione is a very risky path. she can either be a freak and leave a snail trail. or decide to go for a swim with the jets on her vagina. but if you are lucky she can cook you a good meal and give you a kiss at night

i heard a dirty hermione can be dangerous to deal with. never know what you will get.

by cocou April 20, 2020

Dirty Dorene

When a woman masturbates a man with her feet. While being tea-bagged by another man as her nose penetrates his anus.

Don and Jamie just Dirty Dorene-d the nasty slut they picked up on the corner.

by Grossman74 June 19, 2020

Dirty Austen

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.

I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.

by PuppyJack7 April 3, 2020