Chris

a crackhead prostitute who eats xanaxs for fun.

Chris needs to stay off da crack,.

by 999shii February 20, 2020

Chris

yo.

Yo it’s Chris

by FEEDMEJACK February 10, 2022

Chris

An Absolute fucking legend, Always up for the sesh, Ginger hair

"We should get Chris if we're having a sesh since he's a legend

by TheLeggend27 February 15, 2017

Chris

He has big dick energy you can hear it flopping around if you touch him your dick grows 3 inches

I touch Chris and my load got bigger

by Speddy Eddie May 2, 2019

Pull a Chris

The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.

Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.

by DankMemeAnater September 1, 2016

Chris

A dude with no bitches

Ohh my man Chris you still don’t have any bitches?

by Kpop definitions with sense July 19, 2022

Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.

Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.

by riotkiley January 22, 2024