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Brain Rot

When someone doesn't brush their teeth, gives you head, and you don't shower for a while, allowing tooth butter bacteria to expand upon the head of your peepee, giving you Balanitis.
His ass got brain rot and now his wee wee look like Freddy Krueger!
by Ifardrealfugginhard January 27, 2025
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Brain

It is basically getting ur dick sucked or deepthroated
by DaSauceGod October 21, 2018
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SHIT FOR BRAINS.

The tremendous amount of intelligence from FECES as MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG knew this so he patented the name FECESBOOK too.
Amazing the FACES ON FECES and they are there and so are their DEEP THINKING SHIT FOR BRAINS. and you will never know how complex the thoughts are
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 24, 2021
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Brain Pills

Doesn't make you smarter. You're still a nimrod its just that you think stupid faster
Me: Hey dude I just took some Brain Pills.

Bob: Wow you're stupid faster
by lucasjsl January 25, 2020
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BRAIN TORTURE

SEX

Running SEX ADS.

Criticized by asking questions.

Being SPITEFUL to get a rise.

TEACHING.

Playing the worst written songs ever and with the worst instrumentation.

Super well written songs and great instrumentation.

Paranoia for a reason but being told , ( AIN'T NO REASON TO BE SCARED

Finally, THE LIMIT AS YOUR LIFE APPROACHES DEATH
Why do human beings have such orgasms and procreate with so much BRAIN TORTURE.

Yes the SEX ADS will AD to the BRAIN TORTURE as more aggravation.

How I suppose to know anything about you if you continually BRAIN TORTURE me with your INQUIRY of why I ask questions.

Did you have to say there is no room and you happen to be cleaning twenty of them including beating off in ONE.

I am not getting anywhere in LIFE is all I do is indulge in BRAIN TORTURE by being a stupid parrot head by repeating myself over and over.

Face it BONERJAMS heavens to mergetroid THEY CAME AS ROMANS is the BRAIN TORTURE manufactured for PEDOPHILES to be locked in a room with built in HIGH FIDELITY BOSE AND INFINITY speakers while you blast that pure crap at 110 decibels

The DULA LIPA. treatment is the ultimate BRAIN TORTURE because you want to keep playing NEW RULES LEVITATING ONE KISS BREAK MY HEART DON'T START and get deported to ALBANIA to pick up the DULA POOPA style.

They just had an EARTHQUAKE somewhere on the planet as super nasty , as what are you worried about as the BRAIN TORTURE is not that bad as a car only hit the front of your house and that was just a little tiny tiny tiny jolt compared to the EARTHQUAKE that MLABI experienced around MALI of 7.2 RICHTTER .

Oh can calculate the answer DUMMIFIED as is it way too much BRAIN TORTURE, " I never thought I say this

"BRIAN" "EAT SHIT AND DIE SUPER FAST!!!"
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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Brain

Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
by Grabacr January 28, 2022
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Brain Time

When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.
"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"
by Yuckasaur1 March 21, 2020
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