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Real madrid

Real madrid is the only football club in world which is allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch ( Refree)

They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night

Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans

They loose their mind after hearing messi name
by Unknown_speaker May 4, 2024
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Liru fucker (real)

The one and only liru fucker (real) yeah thats right hes the greatest guy alive you could ever meet
Akame (real) (gab) wow lmao look its liru ficker hes so bad xdxd

liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021
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'Real Dope World' Day

April 17th is 'Real Dope World' Day, the day when family and friends come together one of the greatest Hip Hop artistes of all time. They usually exchange gifts that day to commemorate the loving and caring nature of Real Dope World.
Yo Bola it's 'REAL DOPE WORLD' Day, what are you gonna get me?
by daveedope November 1, 2019
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Real

A word used in a situation where someone tells you something you agree with, but you don't say "I agree." You just say, "Real."
Friend: "sends meme"
You: "Real."
Friend: "Real."
by deathbloomz4 July 28, 2022
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The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
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Real

(of a number or quantity) having no unreal part.
"The roots of the quadratic equation are both real numbers, meaning there are no imaginary solutions."
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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real nigga

A real nigga is named Tj or anthony .No one else. Period
Tj and Anthony are real niggas
by girlslovethem February 23, 2022
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