Getting ready to speak, Betsy was cut off before she even started when Brandon loudly snapped, "Bitch, don't even. Y'know God wasted a perfectly good asshole by giving you teeth. Which kind of reminds me,aren't you supposed to be sucking my dick right about now?" Looking at the clock on the wall for confirmation, Brandon answered himself, "Should be, now get over here and suck big daddy crow before I have to slap a ho".
by Nikki Stixx May 05, 2021
A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.
by Pap¡ March 01, 2017
1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there
2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!
Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there
2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!
Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
by meatpigeon November 26, 2009
by diggitty February 17, 2011
Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.
by broken down March 04, 2007
When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.
BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb
by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016
DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?
NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.
DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.
NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.
NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.
DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.
NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.
by Bratarle January 09, 2014