Social media

A place where Donald Trump can never be.

A: Hey, have you seen Donald Trump recently?
B: No, I spend most of my time on Social media.

by crossworder January 12, 2021

Social Distancing

discovered by popular streamer, corpse husband. keeps someone away from your pool. discovered during the covid 19 pandemic.

ugh i hate badboyhalo but i love my pool
just use social distancing and it will keep him away!

by lilacflowers January 16, 2021

Socialism

Socialism: a type of society where the government oppresses the people instead of the people oppressing each other.

"There is no great depression in socialist Russia, just a great oppression"
Socialism in action.

by Words do not exist January 19, 2021

Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"

Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.

by FloorBageo January 21, 2021

Social Media Refugee

Those people who no longer are allowed on major Social Media platforms, despite never breaking the Community Standards. Attempting to create their own platforms results in the shadowy players getting ISP'S and Server Hosts to deny them service, thus leaving them essentially voiceless in today's society. Also see "Zucked"

My friends, I regret to inform you I am now one of the Social Media Refugees.

by PonchoLongshanks January 25, 2021

social media rebel

a derogatory term for conscientious Samaritans who, in addition to being beaten by the heavily armed militarized police force wing of a fascist state on a regular basis, hold policy makers accountable on Twitter.com by exposing their ideological inconsistencies and corporate interests. Social media rebels can, but don't always, cuss.

"Angelenos deserve more than a social media rebel pretending to be bold and courageous by using foul language and curse words." - some unimportant politician lost to history

by buck$atan January 25, 2021

Social-diabetes

It's a disease with People who are excessively addicted to Social Networking Service (SNS) or who get sick without SNS.

I was diagnosed with Social-diabetes, after telling my doctor that I'm on SNS for 24/7.

by anonymous February 10, 2021