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Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close
I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together
by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020
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keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.
The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.
by Echg February 5, 2022
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social daddy

A sugar daddy, but for social status and friendship. Though it can be sexual, but it doesn't have to.
'Why are Sandra and Anna constantly around Josh from 12th grade?'
-Oh, they need a new social daddy.
by defgod223 November 25, 2016
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Socialism

A set of ideals and priority of values that makes up an ideology.

Based on Marxism, socialism is the first step on the way to Communism. While most believe it makes things fair, and equal, this is not the case. To bring one person down to make things "equal" is not fair. A common misconception is that streets and public schooling are Socialism. It's not when the schools don't teach party dogma by Government standards. While everyone uses the streets and everyone pays for them, they come out of taxes, so it's not Socialism. Socialism confiscates wealth. People willingly pay taxes (or face jail).

The former Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and China are examples of Socialist countries. No Country to date has made it to Communism. But, they had/have communist parties ruling the country.
Socialism is neither fair nor allows for the pursuit of happiness. Everyone is equal in one way: Everyone is miserable.
by Yami Neko April 11, 2021
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Social Terraphist

A person who wants to make friends/be social but struggles with it and cant due to shyness/social anxiety
Person: That girl never is always around here but never talks. Probably a social terraphist.
by skaiperson_320 February 2, 2024
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social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2013
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Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.
A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.
by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023
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