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Vaseline Sandwich 

The nastiest of all sex positions. One partner lies in neutral position on their back, flexing the hips forward. The second partner will Lower themself into a seating position, in the opposite direction. It is imperative for the crouching partner to be facing the North facing wall. The crouching partner will then lift the leg of their dominant hand 45 degrees in the air. Either partner will begin to thrust simultaneously. Variations of this position include multiple partners, one partner thrusting, and the use of Vaseline as lubricant.
Hey Karen, bend over and I’ll give you a Vaseline Sandwich
Vaseline Sandwich by Sultry Sally September 19, 2020
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Hot Dog Sandwich 

When the penis is placed between the breasts and instead of the woman clenching the breasts together, she creates a wormhole tunnel with her hand for the penis creating a sandwich between chest and hand to navigate through back an forth.
"Can I get a hot dog sandwich, heavy on the mayonnaise please?"
Hot Dog Sandwich by Ryra March 20, 2014

hot beef sandwich 

double penetration of a woman with two guys in between her !
brenda had a hot beef sandwich last night with carl and dave!
hot beef sandwich by Kadiska October 13, 2017

Ham Sandwich

I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.
wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.

Soup Sandwich  

a term used to describe a feeling after a particularly heavy night of drinking or drug use. Coined from the title of a song penned by a band called Intox, out of Rochester New York. Also used to describe a persons life that is spinning out of control.
I drank so much last night, I cant get out of bed today, I feel like a soup sandwich.

I cant believe that I saw my ex turning tricks downtown. Her life must be a soup sandwich right about now.
Soup Sandwich by Capellupo December 9, 2007

beast sandwich 

A shit sandwhich on whole wheat bread with a single slice of American cheese.
beast sandwich by jooxjoox February 18, 2008

Sour Patch Sandwich 

A delicious treat, made with two pieces of whole wheat bread, mayonnaise, and sour patch kids. To be enjoyed by drunk pledges across the country.
Yo bitch, I'm starving. Make me a sour patch sandwich.