Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Omega retard

A retard that is so retarded his retardability cannot be measured.

Example:

"Hey look at that retard over there!"

" That's not a retard, that's an omega retard!"

by Racewar2025 March 10, 2025

retard

somebody who when playing rounders gets the ball hit to them and then throws the ball away to get to the end, Alma! you fucking prick

alma is a retard

i know

like what the fuck, fuck you alma

what did i do?

fuck off retard, nobody like you

by fuckyoualma! August 21, 2020

RETARD

A person named 'Diana'

Diana the retarded fuck

by DRIFTO May 29, 2020

Wholesome retardation

When someone is retarded but in a wholesome way, making it cute to someone.

To be retarded and cute at the same time

Bro my crush does stupid things sometimes like use a pen in a math test and when the teacher calls her out for using a pen in math class she says sorry very quietly and I find her wholesomely retarded ngl.
Wholesome retardation: To be retarded or lacking in an activity while being cute or wholesome while doing it.

by Electroencephalography March 17, 2021

retard nate

A fat gay inbred jew who fucks his sister and rapes his mom while she sleeps He has no friends and deserves nothing but death and to be fucked by a dog in the ass

oh look its that dog fucker nate what a fucking retard nate is

by Nate fucker March 27, 2023

Retard

Cassidy

Cassidy was talking about me...so I called her a retard

by KidTravis1 May 8, 2019