A sexual act / contest in which three or more men (or women with a strap on) perform anal sex on each other in a line. The member of the train that has the most fecal matter on their penis is the winner. The loser is the person from whom the winner has just removed their penis. The penalty for losing is that the loser must clean the penis of the winner by whatever means the winner requests.
Peter thought he was going to have a great night with his buddies until he lost the Chattanooga Poo Choo.
by Harry G. Balzak October 18, 2011
Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
by Ems August 05, 2003
Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.
by Jeff December 08, 2004
when a person drives around in his car with poo in his pants. Also know as, car crap, shit seats or diarrhea driver.
After eating a double cheese pizza on his road trip, Brad was excited about his successful attempt at a "poo my ride".
by Even gross for the carny folk August 03, 2009
You is my shmook-ee-poo!
by Yasmin March 28, 2003
Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.
by PooRoomJanitor January 25, 2012