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valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".
"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"
by Civilis August 19, 2018
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das pizza

Usually a retarded chatting group on your phone full of memes.
"welcom to das pizza"
"lol hey "
"u gays liek dunk memez"
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pizza cutter

This is refering to the male's penis as it penetrates the woman's vagina, "cutting it open."
Last night with Emily my pizza cutter was cuttin' her pie!
by Mullroid September 27, 2005
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Pizza call

When older people put their phones on 'speaker' mode, lay it flat in their palm and walk around like they're talking to a slice of pizza.
Those non digital-native boomers are always walking around making pizza calls. 'Hey grandpa... you can just put that phone to your ear so we don't all have to be involved in your conversation'
by Pecks 1970 November 13, 2019
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surfer boy pizza

to eat a slice of pizza off a man’s dick as he’s dressed as a surfer
john: hey man me and your dad tried surfer boy pizza

bob: bro i thought we were gonna do that
by bertgo June 12, 2022
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pizza

cheesy undeniably lovely food that no one can resist
I would like some pizza for dinner.
Pizza is just yummy goodness.
by seanieboy26 August 27, 2019
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