penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019

Jese penis

a dick head i mean dude who anoys the flip doodle out of you and his hair reminds you of an oily door mat, also for the laddy's you better watch out because he has some shit kissing skills. with his duck lips it is pretty much impossible to make out normally.

Jese penis is my favourite uncle because he when i sleep over at his house he always sucks me off

by ya boi know it all May 7, 2019

Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

Eric's Penis

A penis, attached to a male by the name of Eric.
Usually above avarage. In rare cases, even up to 9 inches.

OMG I saw Eric's Penis for the first time. That thing is massive...

by BOZOBOI October 7, 2019

Nigga penis

Black penis but cooler

“Yo my dude’s got a nigga penis”

by Taz nigga August 25, 2019

Penis flu

Pregnancy

“Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu”

by ToriSummars September 6, 2019

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018