Not real

That's just an assertion your repeating on a loop.

Hym "Coming from a guy who's like this anti-woke parasite of a comedian who has PARTICIPATED DIRECTLY in the public discourse and has LITERALLY contributed less than I HAVE; the assertion that I'm 'Not real' doesn't really carry a lot of weight. My comedy is better. My THOUGHT is better. The fact that you even consider what you do 'thinking'is an affront to the very concept of thought."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

The real dork

Max

Despite what he says, Max is the real dork here.

by ambrysia November 24, 2019

Real ass jit at them avenues

Hood irony type shi fr ✨😎💀💀💀🤓

"dude walks"
Me: Real ass jit at them avenues fr💀

by ambatublow123 May 24, 2023

real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.

“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”

by hippie_dude05 October 28, 2021

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023