Golden Sprinkler

When someone is urinating in your mouth and you laugh resulting with the urine expelling out of your nose in a sprinkler fashion.

Johnny was having a grand old time peeing in Mary’s mouth when he made her chuckle resulting in the act called a golden sprinkler.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.

Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain

I did golden fountain with my cousin

by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka

“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers”

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020

Golden latte

A golden shower but the perpetrator also spits a foamy wad on the receiver afterwards (could be actual spit or jizz).

A golden shower is nice but a golden latte is better.

by Yuhville August 23, 2021

Golden State Warriors

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023