wilderness fuck

verb- the act of having sex in the outdoors, ex. the woods, a field, beach, etc. usually teenagers who cant have sex at home due to parental guidence

- "hey babe, can we go on a walk in the woods, and Wilderness fuck"

-"no, there are bugs!"

by Gibson26 April 8, 2010

Good Fuck

A negative reaction towards something

james:"katy is a cannible!"

john: "Good Fuck!"

by Gonzo-Bean February 28, 2019

Gateway Fuck

To have sex with a female for the sole purpose of having sex with her friend(s) in the future.

Guy 1:"Dude I totally railed Kim last week!"
Guy 2:"Why the fuck would you do that? She is a 4.5 maybe a 5 on a good day!"
Guy 1:"Yeah man but she was just a gateway fuck so I can slam with her sexy friend Olivia!"
Guy 2:"Man you are some kind of magical fuck wizard!"

by Travis S. Shammy M. August 30, 2013

couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

Dice fucked

This is what happens when you lose multiple armies to a smaller mass of armies in the online game Conquer Club.

I just got royally dice fucked by MadHippo
or
That piece of shit jazyjasper just dice fucked me.

by TWoods450 January 13, 2009

nozzle fucking

The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.

"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime

"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime

by Austin lindsay on youtube January 17, 2018

fuck-knot

A tangled mat of hair in the central region of the back of the head. Most commonly displayed by human females after missionary style intercourse, the knot occurs from impassioned head thrashing on the pillow, bed, floor, kitchen counter, etc.

She had a big ol fuck-knot when she got to work this morning, I'm jealous of her morning wood wake up call.

by ZillahRae February 20, 2009