Ethan

One of the worst people you will ever meet. Has a huge ego and thinks he's so great when really he sucks. Is weak and lazy. Complete nerd, and spends more time yelling at the TV because he's trash at video games instead of doing actual work due to his laziness. Avoid at all costs. However, if you run into one you must feed his ego and tell him how great he is, then he will like you. If you like tall people, this type is for you. If you like good people, he isn't your type. He's ugly and stupid, and like I said avoid at all costs. Sometimes can be kinda cool though, but rarely. Also has wrong opinions, so be aware

Man, Ethan sucks and should die

by Speaking-Truth November 2, 2020

Ethan

fat gay

Anna said Ethan Hammett was fat gay in middle school so he threatened to punch out her teeth

by weantirape December 8, 2019

Ethan&Jayden

they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS

“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”

by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024

Ethan ord

Being somebody to not take jokes and also get shit on by a another person and then being a chav with people who are younger than you to do this must be in north east of england

*hes such a ethan ord *

*i khow he is*

by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019

Ethan

A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.

“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”

by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025

Ethan Tucker

A very cool/ funny guy that is easy to talk to. He thinks he’s hilarious, and because he thinks this, he is. Ethan has great hair and the cutest freckles. He’s such a fun person, as well as a great friend. He is there for you in a way most people can’t be. His smile is infectious, and he has the cutest laugh. He’s so so goofy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Ethan is a very genuine person that is so much fun to have in your life. He’s also an AMAZING kisser. Overall, 12/10 guy.

Girl 1: damn you seen the lips on ethan tucker ??
Girl 2: bitch, I kissed em

by Horsegorl December 25, 2019

ethan

that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021