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bag and bang

When you want to fuck a fugly bitch so you put a bag on her head before you bang her.
She was so fugly that I had to bag and bang her.
by Bamalam9999 November 12, 2009
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Bang

*bang* Bro did you just hear that?!
by Sneaker Maniac December 14, 2019
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Big Bang

A cosmological model of the past. It was flawed by backwards thinking. It resulted in the common acceptance of not explaining transcendant ideas in science and giving mathematics and those ruling over its nomenclature the power to restrict the boundaries of our thinking. When you find water and want to know where it comes from, you follow it upstream and find the source... But that's not where the water comes from... Well now for you it is common pleb... Not interesting what the source is... Because you don't wanna know whats beneath the surface.
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019
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Bang wide

An Irish saying. A description of somebody's immediate ability to detect awareness, or knowledge of something. That something being on any end of the secretive or exclusive spectrum.
Eg. "He's bang wide to you"

Translation: "He knows what you're upto!"

Eg. In a game of poker for instance. If player 1 sees a bluff in player 2. Player 1 simply looks at player 2, smiles, winks and says confidently, "Bang wide".

Eg. Finally nailing long division in school.

"Did you get a remainder?"
"Nah, I'm bang wide now!"

Eg. You're mate is trying to make you aware of an ass that deserves checking out. Unbeknownst to him, you've already seen it. When he attempts to let you in on the sighting, you casually reply "Bang wide, yeah!"
by Maizeyface August 19, 2013
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The Bang of 87

It is an event that you dont want to find out!
by jerjawzplayz September 1, 2023
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Fang and bang

When a alien from the other border gives you a oklahoma handgrenade and sharts in ur mouth and bangs your nose
Wow this alien just gave me the fang and bang! Worth it
by Str1ke52 June 11, 2025
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bang bang bitches

A phrase used when someone holds 2 hands in the air like guns, (or when they hold 2 real guns). It is also a way to warn somebody that shit is about to go down, and they will shoot all ya bitches.
1. *walks into a bank "Bang bang bitches!"
2. *discusses something that involves shooting people. "Bang bang bitches."
by You-dont-need-to-know-who-i-am January 17, 2017
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