asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan

that fucking asshole didn't turn on the bathroom fan

by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 6, 2022

Asshole

1. Annoying egotistical people.

2. A name you call a close friend but do not mean it in a harsh way.

1. I fucking hate you asshole. Get out of my life.

2. Love you asshole

by Tree Diego November 17, 2017

Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out

Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed

by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022

Asshole

A motorcyclist who finds pleasure in having his/her full beam lights on when they are not needed, just so that they piss you off.

"You ASSHOLE! You are such a fucking bitch to have your full beam lights on now!

by NOAVIER November 10, 2017

Kinteic Asshole Enegry

Kinteic ASshole enegry is when peoplea re being such d*cks and assholes that they began to gane enegry from it and they keep become more like an asshole the more they breath

"He had a ton of Kinteic ASshole Enegry"

"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"

by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021