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The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017
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The Loose Asshole Approach

A certain type of approach too making music where you just place notes all around until it sounds on-key, without learning what keys are and how too use them.
basically smashing your head against the wall until it sounds good.
"I'm not very good at music yet, I still use the loose asshole approach."
by Cari Smant September 27, 2023
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Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.
Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
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Asshole

1.The hole in your ass 2.Someone who is annoying/ignorant
Jesus Kyle, you're such an asshole!
by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021
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Asshole

1. Annoying egotistical people.

2. A name you call a close friend but do not mean it in a harsh way.
1. I fucking hate you asshole. Get out of my life.

2. Love you asshole
by Tree Diego November 17, 2017
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Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out
Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed
by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022
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Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.
Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes
by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018
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