Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 26, 2019

adam cockburn

Adam cockburn runs the ends of swallwell with his twin brother big danny C dont be caught lacking by these boys as they do know how to back there rick. Adam is also known for snorting his mams kegs after shes been to the gym as hid dad rubs his fat hairy sweaty bollox on his face

Jerry- "wanna go down swallwell mate"

Travis- "nar fuck tha adam cockburn will be running afta wu wearing nowt but his mas thong in less then a second"

by Liam carlston smith June 21, 2023

Adam

An Adam is the person who generally has the smallest penis in a friendship group. Normally found licking windows and has a huge dose of autism

Adam stop licking that window

by Adam Griffin March 14, 2022

Adam Dorchester

He's a life guard

Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard

by Adam Dorchester January 10, 2025

Adam Thielen

Piss

I Adam Thielened all over the floor, because I am too sophisticated for toilets.

by Yojeffery March 21, 2022

Adam

An Arab boy who is usually suspected of acts of terrorism by his friends. He likes to make 9/11 jokes and even though he tries to hide it, he secretly loves men.

Adams usually find a small friend group full of nerds and losers who he can bully to make himself feel better, and he takes pleasure in making himself feel more powerful than others.

Did you hear where Adam was on September 11th?

by Greg Moncarlo June 4, 2024

Adam

Should not have any money because he is just wasting it on unnecessary shit.

Remember that guy Adam? Yeah the poor guy.

by CasperSamuelsson May 6, 2019