rubbin monkeys

Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.

You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

STAVROS MONKEY

Stavros monkey is a monkefied version of pro farmerama player/irl cosplayer Stavros Vrakaki. It is seen at its natural environment which is the farm, eating his crops before they mature. Is 690 lbs and only grows bigger the more the time goes.

Person 1: Oh my God, is that Stavros Monkey?!?!
Person 2: You're damn right it is, look it's eating his house now!

by HaTJa6kEr March 10, 2021

fiery monkey

A ginger headed females private areas.

I pulled this bird last nite, she wasn't bad but she had a fiery monkey!

by Scottyboi01 August 19, 2006

Yoli-monkey

Yoli-monkey is a high energy but never does much of anything other than blow bubbles. Content with making messes and moving on to the next mess without cleaning up the previous one is one of the many traits. Yoli-monkeys are usually tall with a thicker upper body and long skinny legs and have more upper body strength despite living on land versus in the trees. High in energy but with sloth like behavior, the Yoli-monkey is content to blow bubbles and chatter endlessly at all hours of the night since Yoli-monkeys are usually nocturnal however daytime sightings have been recorded. They are usually light in skin tone but with thick curly dark colored hair.

Man I knew a Yoli-monkey had been through here with the trail of messes and the bubbles everywhere.

by 1403huerita May 4, 2021

Monkey Juggling

the act of trying to carry an item (a hot plate for example) which is too hot, and to repeatedly toss it between each hand whilst going "ooh ooh ooh!"

oh yeah, nigella was monkey juggling her way around the kitchen with those muffins mate

by the bearspace group February 17, 2010

Monkey Stump

Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.

I've been riding this bike so long I think i've bruised my Monkey Stump.

by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010

diggity monkey

A digital worker, down with monkeying around with all possible combinations until he finds a solution, however improbable.

Can't find the answer in that Goddamn stupid program?...Let the diggity monkeys at it. They'll find a workaround sooner or later.

by drawrings January 12, 2010