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Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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Tree Sister

The TBHK AU where Kou is really sad and a tree kills his sister and stuff.
I have a really bad addiction to it.
“Do you know Tree Sister?”
“No.”
“You’ll know soon.”
by poIaris December 31, 2022
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Tree-Up

Raised concrete due to tree growth, creating a ramp for skaters to pop up
"Yo bro watch me hit this tree-up"
by Jackshart January 7, 2023
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Taylor Tree

A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”

“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023
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Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology
"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"
by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023
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barking tree frog

Code word for an audible fart in a public place.
Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.
by Hughe G. Rection September 11, 2023
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Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.
The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!
by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023
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