I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

by This dick2424 January 7, 2019

Killed

Fucked

Me and stacy got a hotel and i killed bro

by Tretown3x December 3, 2022

Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

to kill it

when you do more than just make it. you can fail it, make it, or kill it.

to kill it is when a skier jumps on a ramp he either fails by not getting on his feet, he makes it by landing it without tripping, or he fucking kills it by doing backflips, frontflips, and sets of a bomb sticked to his dick to summon tom cruise to catch him with a plane before he lands, go in a loop so he then jumps out of the plane and sticks the landing with explotions in the bacground while a voice screams yeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

by Ev1 February 12, 2018

How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.

Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022