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the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.
Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."
by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020
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Real Deal Chesterfields

"What you smokin there homie?"
" Got those real deal chesterfields fam!"
by beanbags December 9, 2016
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Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.
Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !
by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023
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is not real

When one says, "He/She is not real" this basically means that they are real-life NPC's. One might find these creators anywhere, especially Troy Highschool. This phrase was created by local fashion designer "@thatagood1" AKA "Nation" AKA "Good1" Aka "Damfoux" Aka "Toad". This man is class of 2022 as well and will be graduating soon. S/o my mfs in the library especially Mrs.G.
"This mf is not real"meaning mf is not real
"fucken fatass isn't real" meaning fucken fatass is not real
by the third specialist February 18, 2022
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Festive liru fucker (real)

HES BACK AND HES CELEBRATING FEELING FESTIVE. HE FUCKS LIRUS. He is a gamer.
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male): lmao hes back
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021
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The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Real Futbol 24

Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.
Person 1: Let's play RF24 (Real Futbol 24) bro
Person 2: I play FC25 you fucking brokie
by CosmicRetro December 18, 2024
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