Super-Straight

"Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.

"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.

A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.

Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"

Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"

Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"

Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"

by Anonymous_Etymology January 22, 2024

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alabama straight

A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.

Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.

by Miggles February 7, 2015

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straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

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Straight nonsense

When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?

Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..

by AshCantFocus January 8, 2022

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Straight Nandermo

the opposite of gay nandermo, whatever that is

“vampirism is a curse and i care for you too much to burden you with that it would weigh too heavy on my conscience BOOP there’s that smile” - straight nandermo

by baronlover555 May 31, 2022

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