by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Straight Ayudeo, strauuuight ayuuudeo, straighT ayudeO<.7.9.7.6.> mug.a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
Get the straight curious mug.when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024
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Get the Straight-settling mug.So there are Heroes,Villains, and Anti-Heroes. A villain is 100% villain, a hero is 100% hero, and a anti-hero is 50% villain and 50% hero. If being gay is 100% liking guys and being straight is 100% liking girls then being bi should make you anti-straight
Wow, Beatboxjoe is so Anti-Straight
by Brick Snake April 20, 2019
Get the Anti-Straight mug.*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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