Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022

Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.

Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.

by Me44longtime October 13, 2023

saggy sock

a slut with no morals And will always cheat on there boyfriend

That girl you was with was a saggy sock

by ELLXS March 31, 2017

Sock Clot

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.

Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks

by MoistCake July 14, 2017

Sock

They smell bootifull

Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker

by nesmith July 24, 2011

Wet socks

An awkward, uncomfortable, or unexpected situation.

"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."

by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021