Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

sock dizzy do

To have sex with someone

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out later. Maybe we can sock dizzy do? 😏

by gæ.bitch123 July 8, 2021

In the socks

When the shit so bad you strip down to only your socks

Man this shit has me in the socks

by Günter of Detroit January 6, 2022

gimp sock puppet

The art of a gimp having a hand stuffed into his anus and being ordered to pretend it's a puppet.

As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.

by Twat pringle January 5, 2024

Socking

The mix between sounding and docking at the same time.

Did you hear about those two guys socking?!

by Crusadies October 7, 2022

Sock Puppeting

When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.

Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...

by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020

Sock picker

Someone who picks the lint off people's socks

Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.

by Sparklysnail November 12, 2016