Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

Straight Above the Belt

Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.

Person #1: Aren't you gay?

Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.

by Emordnys January 8, 2012

Straight-gay

A man who likes aesthetic of a woman

He told his girlfriend he was straight-gay because he likes trans women.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

alabama straight

A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.

Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.

by Miggles February 7, 2015

straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

Super-Straight

"Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.

"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.

A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.

Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"

Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"

Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"

Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"

by Anonymous_Etymology January 22, 2024

Straight Anal

Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.

Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'

by duhagfowgf8whfWG June 24, 2020