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hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.
by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020
mugGet the hit short peoplemug.

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
mugGet the Covid only killed older peoplemug.

I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
by Death Menace May 14, 2022
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Indignant People's Day

A day celebrating those who have a problem with everything anyone says or does or has said or done or will say or do.
A date needs to be set and announced for Indignant People's Day however dates thus far suggested have been met with indignation.
by sheila in the car October 12, 2021
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Normal People

An abstract class of people made up by those who are favored by social hierarchies to justify their position in said hierarchies and make the oppression they benefit from seem natural and morally correct.
"Stop saying cis, you can just say normal people."
"Shut the fuck up, straggot."
by Sninck November 16, 2023
mugGet the Normal Peoplemug.

jumpkick tall people month

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.
my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!
by xbandagebardx October 9, 2021
mugGet the jumpkick tall people monthmug.

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