crusty cat

Dry Pussy.

I walked up to your mom and pet her crusty cat.

by Kagame Len March 9, 2016

james the cat

James the cat is a cute and cuddly cat. He is the best cat in the world and is a baby kitty. His name mostly means that he is cute and cuddly and soft and nice.

James the cat is the best cat ever.

by Dash6 February 11, 2017

River Cat

A questionable person who is representative of the dating scene in Sacramento.

I went on a date with a mangy River Cat last night. He wanted to go dutch on the miller lights we ordered after I said I wouldn’t go home with him.

by RiverHay September 10, 2022

Cats 2019

A movie so bad it should be held in the same regard as Cats 2019

That new Iron Man was a real Cats 2019

by Geese Are Godless December 9, 2021

Spider Cat

A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws

Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that

by Weird definitions January 18, 2022

Cat schlime

a weirdo who calls people made up words

You know Sonia? She keeps calling me dogschlime and its not even a real word

Yeah, she’s a real cat schlime then

by sigmanami January 22, 2022

Nyan Cat

her song goes like this:
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

Person 1: "I have nyan cat as my ringtone!"
Nyan cat fan (Person 2): "I have a nyan cat ringtone too! aaaand a keychain , pillow, costume..." 5 yrs later "... aaaand a blanket."
Person 1: *Snores

by Anime Person March 17, 2020