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your mom

the woman who every single person on xbox live banged
i just banged your mom

your mom is a hoe, i banged her
by jbur23 March 8, 2015
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your mom

Is gay.
by YourDadIsHome October 13, 2020
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your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.
by xb idc wdicgvw July 18, 2021
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Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.
Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.
by mister83e February 4, 2015
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Shocker Mom

A woman that drives around with a bunch of kids taking them to practice in a van ,with a three finger sign in the back window. And doesn't know what the sign means .
by trobedemn June 14, 2016
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homework mom

Someone who will get disappointed when you don't do your homework never takes notes and will not do their homework from time to time very Mom like and will yell at you to button up your shirt if it randomly unbuttons loves his child and is very random will talk about sexual ass shit but will get very flustered at almost anything very muscular for a mother has more muscles then Dennis with his one muscle and will hold onto your iPod when you don't really have pockets and loves thin mints
I love my Homework Mom as anyone would love their really cool mom Homework Mom is the best!!!!
by Homework Child June 9, 2017
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stacys mom

shes all ive ever wanted and ive waited for so long
"stacys mom has got it going on."
by moto.moto.69 August 4, 2019
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