plastic mom 

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.

Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."

plastic mom by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008

Oreo Mom 

adj. a mother of childen who are part black and white

Look at that oreo mom go shopping with her.

Oreo Mom by lunarstar2014 May 22, 2010

your mom 

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

your mom by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

Your mom 

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.

"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"

Your mom by Sandman47 November 10, 2011

hotter mom tiebreaker 

Strategic mechanism used by male coaches of youth sports to choose between two or more players who are athletically equal. Often abbreviated as H.M.T.

The rest of the kids available in the rec league basketball draft are all horrible players; we'll have to go to the hotter mom tiebreaker to make our pick.

hotter mom tiebreaker by cdh121 January 31, 2012

mundane mom 

The opposite to disney dad. Typically an exwife who refers to her ex spouse as a disney dad. She may not do much fun stuff with the kids.

You are a mundane mom.

mundane mom by wannabe disney dad June 20, 2014

Your Mom & Dad 

Let's bring our families into it.

Your mom & dad.

Your Mom & Dad by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015