jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers

I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.

by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021

Jake

A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.

“That guy has great hair”
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”

by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021

Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

jake richter

a simp. really nice to blonde girls but is mean to most others. very popular and a slight alcoholic.

“did you hear that jake richter is dating rachel?”

by hugo frank May 8, 2021

Jake fisher

A way you describe a coon

Jake fisher is a nigger

by Daddy domy December 22, 2022

Jake Harvey

Jake Harvey is an EXTREMELY hot guy but will fuck you over in an instant!! Jake does not know how to be honest to save his life. Jakes will make you fall in love and do anything to get what he wants. You have to be very careful around a Jake they are very very dangerous.... Don’t LET THE LOOKS FOOL YOU!!

Girl: “oh my god it’s jake Harvey he is so hot but how does his girlfriend not care he’s fucking with every other girl”

Boy: “bro jake just robbed me of 200$”

Jakes Gf: “yeah jake fucks other girls but he’s so hot and I can’t give that up.”

Jake: “no don’t worry I don’t have a girlfriend just get high then you will wanna fuck Me”

by LISSSS December 23, 2019

Jake

an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.

Person 1 - "I had to sit next to Jake in history"

Person 2 - "Feels bad"

by Nuggiet June 29, 2020