sorry jack

reflexive response to one who has experienced recent misfortune or said something that undoubtedly warrants immediate and unrelenting ridicule

*ahh!! sorry jack!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Jack and Diane

Noun. Oral sex immediately following anal intercourse.
A direct reference to the John Mellencamp song, "Jack and Diane," specifically the line "Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the tasty freeze." The chili dog refers to a penis having come into recent contact with fecal matter, and the word "suckin'" refers to a "blow job" (fellatio.)

Jesus fucking christ, Anna's breath reeks! I bet she just gave her boyfriend a Jack and Diane.

by Japhasca May 10, 2010

Jack Vidgen

A 14 year old Aussie kid who auditioned for 'Australia's Got Talent' and due to his highly acclaimed voice, ended up winning the series. On the show he was compared to Justin Bieber (Who compared to this guy can't sing for shiz) but he says that that that's not just what he wants to be known as. The only thing that really annoys me is that it's like he HAS to have the Bieber Haircut. I mean, All these kids (Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson, Greyson Chance etc.) have the same stupid hairstyle. Wonder what would happen if they just came on stage with some spiky hair?

Girl: OMG! Justin Bieber is so freakin sexy!

Guy: WTF? He can't sing for shit! You should listen to this Jack Vidgen kid though, he's so much better.

by Timmymaboy August 21, 2011

Jack in a Box

A penis that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.

Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!

by Quagmire517 September 9, 2011

jack attack

To get drunk drinking Jack Daniels.

Bean and I had a jack attack last night!

by Jilina September 22, 2005

jack a wobblie

to lose it. to get ticked off by something.

when ren punched me i was ready to jack a wobblie

by yuuki hisagi July 22, 2009

safety jack

The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act.

Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...

by IRC got me laid July 16, 2009