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Southern Forest Fire

A girl's red pubic hair.
That girl won't get any action due to her Southern Forest Fire.
by Ja'Quan November 18, 2011
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Alaskan Fire Snapper

When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex
"Dude what are those burn marks from?"

"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."

"DUDE sweet!!"
by Aeneas123 December 23, 2009
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five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
by Gullek November 20, 2011
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Kick the tires and light the fires

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).
A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.
by bocin January 19, 2013
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Dumpster fire

Jenny loves to find guys on tinder to meet up with.
I'm just not emotionally ready for a relationship but we can be friends and fool around.

Wears leggings every damn day.
Says i know but I'm cute so it's ok.
She's a dumpster fire.
by realjohnjacob September 19, 2016
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Fire one in her

To describe the act of screwing a lady.
"Guess what Dan I met your mum last night. Ended up taking her back to the supermarket toilets to fire one in her"

"No wonder she was walking funny Steve, I thought she had just been drinking again"
by Ste Crayston August 25, 2007
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chinese dragon fire

a crazy sex position that involves the female putting one leg behind her head while her other leg is wrapped around the man. The man then penetrates from behind while his legs are wrapped around the female.
Arista wanted to have Tony do the Chinese Dragon Fire to her.
by Jerry Woodstock January 26, 2011
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