I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

I'm the Tag

Studying abroad, what you should be doing right now

I'm the tag and so excited to study abroad with CIEE

by CIEEKT September 14, 2023

I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket.

I-I-I'm runnin' lookin' for a come up. (I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags)

by THRFT SHP May 5, 2023

i'm back

i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)

"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"

by unfunny minecraft player October 29, 2021

I'm not letting you make that point

If it was don't mess with our kids your kids would have stopped getting molested and killed you fucking assholes. Is that another mass stabbing? Do we ban knifes or is maybe something else causing that? Because you're going to blame a broader systemic problem but I'm here to tell you exactly what you're doing that would cause ME to stab up your kids. So did waiting until after HE did it help you in any way?

Hym "I'm not letting you make that point with me. So did you try to make it with him? Cause the was another mass stabbing so it CLEARLY isn't the guns. The last shooting only had 2 victims. This stabbing had 4. Do we ban the knives? No because that would be fucking stupid. He probably had some kind of individualized problem that he was incapable or obstructed from solving. I wonder what it was!"

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

I'm Smart

No you are not

Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up

by SpiritMage April 30, 2025

I'm sat

When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.

(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)

"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"

Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat ✋😅🤚

by Hollie maria June 1, 2024