Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

Shamrock hard

An erect leprechaun

Im Shamrock hard laddie

by Buttockwarrior77 June 17, 2020

Try hard colgate

tryhard colgate:
a type of a person who, even after having a bad breath, can fall down to an extent, to an unwanted attempt to unnecessary please friends and girls and fail miserably, leading to hatred for oneself.

Spamyak bhandali is a try hard Colgate podresh

by palashop June 30, 2021

rhys harding

he is a cunt but he's hot so its okay and he's got a big dick

fuck you Rhys harding

by caseyrrrrrr December 30, 2023

Hard Itch'd

Hard Itch'd 'noun'

"Hannah you're a bitch" Omg did she hard Itch'd me?

by Bayarea Dictionary February 2, 2024

Hard off

Beastin’
Obsessive

Desperate

Usually for money.

When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.

They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’

When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression’

When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day

‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck

‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’

by Longstrides March 27, 2020

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021