Horsing

wasting time; bullshiting activities and or being lazy

Bryan: Bro I’m with Jack, and I’m parked outside. Come out.
Devon: Hold up I’m about to get in the shower
Bryan and Jack: Dude your horsing, you should of been ready!

by ForgiveMeForISin April 26, 2025

Horse Box Bill

A terminology used to refer to some who continuously uses a horse box for the toilet.

Ohh where has he gone. He’s away being a horse box Bill.

by Topher W May 6, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

Big nigga horse whore

A trans woman who is black and is extremely well endowed and is a gigantic whore for that nigga dick!

Jerome- “Damn she a BIG NIGGA HORSE WHORE dude.” Gerald- “I would know. She slobbered on me knob”

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

horse ball

A high level manipulating tactic like gas lighting but way stronger

guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"

by johniscool44 April 15, 2024

horse apiece

Use widely in Wisconsin bar dice game called Horse played for drinks or juke box, often against the bartender. To win, you must win two out of three games. If you each have won a game, it is a horse apiece.

Also often used to state equality.

"You can take County F north or County HH east, the distance is a horse apiece."

by Yellowdog777 April 16, 2024