golden buttcrack 

When your buttcrack is so unwashed and dirty it becomes gold.

yo bro i didnt go to bath for 2 weeks at one point and i got the worst case of golden buttcrack!

golden buttcrack by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019

Golden Couch 

1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.

2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.

1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!

2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.

Golden Couch by Meatlover42069 November 29, 2019

golden dip 

The act of submerging a food in melted butter before or during the process of cooking it.

My baker suggested to me that before i put the doughnut into the oil that i must give it a golden dip so it cooks properly.

golden dip by Allday 69 December 5, 2019

golden barrel 

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and the following it up with urinating on that same piece of feces. Creating a golden barrel

She’s super freaky, she wanted me to give her the golden barrel.

golden barrel by Ryan ht1 December 11, 2019

golden shaft 

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

golden shaft by TheChens December 12, 2019

Golden Shoal 

Noun. The yellow stain on the underside of a toilet seat.

Get a brush and some cleaner and scrub out that golden shoal.

I would rather lick the golden shoal than go out to dinner with you.

Golden Shoal by RushinBot294 January 1, 2020

golden rule gadget 

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

golden rule gadget by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020