Fat Midden's

If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga

An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"

by TheOnlyGayInTheVillage January 26, 2005

Fat fur

A furry that happens to have an attraction to fatness. Ranging from chubby to the average American physique. Also sometimes interlap with other fetishes such as inflation, feederism and gaining.

Hey, check out that fursona the size of a house. He must be a fat fur degenerate.

by weridassdude May 13, 2021

Wrist Fat

noun: referring to any number of
incompetent and unresourceful bureaucrats with little or no capacity to deal with the public in a helpful manner. Almost invariably characterized by being overweight and fashion-challenged.

I had to fix my direct deposit with payroll and encountered some serious wrist fat.

That administrator had rolls of wrist fat!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Fat shaming

Calling someone fat or implying they're fat by saying they need to watch their nutrition. It's particularly harmful when fully grown adults (usually those without children, no medical experience & insecurities about their own weight) feel the need to fat shame a baby simply because they have rolls. Newsflash rolls are normal on babies.

*cute picture of a baby on social media platform*
Fat shamer: they need to watch their nutrition!
Baby defender: you're an adult picking on a child's weight, I hope your proud of yourself fat shaming a baby.

by MyWordsAreMyOwn November 27, 2021

chew the fat

To purposefully omit certain details from narrative or story, especially in gossip.

Girl, we don't have more than five minutes, so you better chew the fat.

by Nick8va March 29, 2011

Fanny Fat

female orgasam

She Cum like a good 'un, Fanny fat everywhere

Also Fanny Batter

by Big vern March 19, 2004

fat asses

The Vista Audit Team

when all you do is work and eat you are a fat asses

by URADIK December 15, 2008