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[Facebook] Remains

Pictures, wall posts and other remains left after couple has become officially broken up.
Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.

Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.

Or

Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.

Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
by Jacqui BB August 26, 2008
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Facebook Sprung

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...
Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
by koolpool13 November 11, 2012
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Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement
by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011
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Facebook whore

The feeling one gets when excessively posting comments on a lot of friend's photos, videos, etc. Can be used with any excessive Facebook interaction.
"Man, Tyler is such a Facebook whore, he comments and likes every single post of his friends."

"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."
by HubbyNight September 17, 2011
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Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you
as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"
by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012
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facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
by Dankap March 24, 2011
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post-facebook

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.
His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.
by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009
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