facebook slackard

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.
Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!
by hagesmd June 05, 2010
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Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you
as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"
by Gr00vnSEE December 31, 2011
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Facebook Point

Like making a point for an argument, but doing so via facebook. Sometimes this can be through debating your results on a quiz or just posting something commenting on a recent news event.

The point can be made for better or for worse.
"I'm not girly according to this quiz, but everyone TOTALLY knows I am. I'm going to make a Facebook Point about this!"
by Ivor Alias & NDA July 09, 2009
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post-facebook

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.
His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.
by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009
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Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement
by Krizzly420 October 03, 2011
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Bizarro Facebook

Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.
Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...

Where did my 'wall' go?

Where are all of my 'friends?'

Does this go here?

Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
by Indiana_Dan_87 February 09, 2010
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facebook time

The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.
Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.

I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.
by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011
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