Ethan

Ethan
ee-thuhn

noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!

My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.

Ethan by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a loud person who loves to make people laugh. He is always with people and has a crush on a girl almost everyday. His friends tease him but it doesn't bother him because he always fire back. Ethans friends come and go but he will always have younger friends to talk to.

Ethan pulls no girls

Ethan by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023

Ethan

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)

Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.

He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)

Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"

Ethan by ihateethanlol April 25, 2023

EthanMacGregor 

Blud won't stop making dead calls

Fuck me dead EthanMacGregor wont stop making horrendous calls!!!

EthanMacGregor by SamIddLover1911 April 30, 2023

Ethan meyer 

Fucks a ton of bitches and gets to 4th base every time.

Wow, Ethan Meyer is so cool, he must fuck loads of women.

Ethan meyer by Trevmart06 May 1, 2023

ethan

A man whose voice is so graceful. Whose mother is so delightful. And whose willy is so tasteful. yeeehaaa baby goose, fly with me. However, Ethan can also be defined as a man who cannot get a stiffy and who is forever in a state of semi's.

Oh no my willy is doing an ethan

ethan by poopoo grrrr May 8, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a pikey

Ethan stop nicking my windscreen wipers for your house please!

Ethan by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023