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I just is the thing I'm saying it is.
Hym "No we don't all get our own interpretation of events. Some things did and/or ARE happening and some things didn't happen and aren't. What isn't happening here is child murder. That has yet to happen. What is happening here is the thing that I said was happening. And we can swap those around or change one of those things and not the other or both. You are advocating for making shit up and lying to CAUSE child murder and I'm telling you to stop doing to me what you're doing to PREVENT child murder."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care
"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"
by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025
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pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
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pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
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Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"
by 2Bobs April 23, 2024
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Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.
Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
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Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed
My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity
by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
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