male: "come on baby lets have sex"
Female: "not until you shave your" pubes
Male: OK :(
*the male has just been cock-haggled.
Female: "not until you shave your" pubes
Male: OK :(
*the male has just been cock-haggled.
by Downtown44 March 16, 2010
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A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.
The state of being impervious to a cock block.
A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.
The state of being impervious to a cock block.
by NissaGrande June 1, 2009
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1. A bottle or person containing a cock, generally in the mouth or anal regions.
2. New York, New Jersey, an Virginia drivers.
3. General swear when you do not know what to say in response to an other individual's stupidity.
1. A bottle or person containing a cock, generally in the mouth or anal regions.
2. New York, New Jersey, an Virginia drivers.
3. General swear when you do not know what to say in response to an other individual's stupidity.
by LilyQ October 13, 2009
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A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009
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Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"
Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"
Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"
Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"
Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"
by miaomatt November 14, 2009
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by KendallRussell November 16, 2009
Get the Cock Coozie mug.Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.
by BonerDonor December 4, 2009
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