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Cock-haggled

When a woman refuses to have sex with a male until the male does something she wants him to.
male: "come on baby lets have sex"
Female: "not until you shave your" pubes
Male: OK :(

*the male has just been cock-haggled.
by Downtown44 March 16, 2010
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Cock-Unblockable

Much as the expression itself implies...

A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.

The state of being impervious to a cock block.
Say what you want about dicks being stoppable, but that mutha-fucka is cock-unblockable!
by NissaGrande June 1, 2009
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Cock Bottle

N.
1. A bottle or person containing a cock, generally in the mouth or anal regions.

2. New York, New Jersey, an Virginia drivers.

3. General swear when you do not know what to say in response to an other individual's stupidity.
That cock bottle just cut me off while my brakes are fucked!
by LilyQ October 13, 2009
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Cock-off

Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.

Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009
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Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold
Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"
by miaomatt November 14, 2009
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Cock Coozie

You're being such a cock coozie.
by KendallRussell November 16, 2009
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utility cock

Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.
"Hey Jess, you seeing Marc again tonight?"

"Yeah, he's sort of like my utility cock if you will."
by BonerDonor December 4, 2009
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