When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.
by Black Goat of the Forest December 16, 2023
Get the Reverse Creamingmug. "Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"
"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
by Cougar75 February 8, 2010
Get the Devil's Ice Creammug. Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
Get the Televisual face creamingmug. A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.
Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
by Irregular94 December 17, 2021
Get the Cream Unclemug. A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.
“Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
“Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
“Fuck man! feel better.”
“Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
“Fuck man! feel better.”
by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022
Get the The Creams and the Buttersmug. When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.
Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes
by Chucknusket April 17, 2017
Get the Cadbury cream puffmug. by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022
Get the Candle creammug.