Couch Butt

when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.

#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!

#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.

#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.

by ZipItGood April 1, 2011

half-butt

Cleaner version of half-ass. Usually said by children not allowed to swear, or adults who don't swear.

"Steven! You're doing a half-butt job of pressure-washing the house!"

by SuzeFL May 16, 2008

kiwi butt

A girl who has a butt that is hairier than usual.

Mike: Dude, how was jessica last night?

Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.

by sprinteroftheglobe September 12, 2010

leather butt

Noun: A condition that forms from receiving regular, hard spankings (usually from a thick wooden paddle) over a long period of time. Tends to leave the buttocks leathery from built up scar tissue, and desensitized from nerve damage. It is much easier to take a spanking when one has a leather butt.

"I beat that ass so many times, that bitch got a leather butt."

by Gettingpaddled247 November 24, 2013

Baby Butts

A Perfect Set Of Titties Sitting Lovely In A Bra (Cleavage) ! It Looks As If They Have A Baby Upside Down Under Their Shirt, Bra, etc. Soft As A Babies Ass I Might Add!!!! D.M.T.

D.M.T., Baby Butts, Lovely Rack, Breast, Cleavage, Boobs, Ty Tys

by Epills215 October 26, 2009

Butt Funion

Another term for a dumb ass or a queer or any other word used to make fun of someone.

YO you is a FUCKING BUTT FUNION

by (H.O.V.A.) October 15, 2003

Butt Spud

When a girl has crusty build up in her ass crack. Depending on the size they can be called "crater tots". If you slam her cheeks together, you can make "chips".

"She had so many butt spuds, you could go "bobbing for tots" all night long."

by No Ugos August 25, 2013